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Funny Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions

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Funny Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions

PUNNY CAPTIONS:
“Creep it real.”
“Boo Felicia.”
“#Squadghouls”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“Witch better have my candy.”
“Trick or treat yo’ self.”
“Witch, please.”
“What’s up my witches?”
“Hey boo-tiful.”
“If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.”
“Basic witch.”

“Fangs for the memories.”
“Where my ghouls at?”
“Bow down witches.”
“Ghouls just want to have fun”
“Resting witch face”
“Cat meow-side how bout dat?”
MOVIE QUOTE CAPTIONS:

Funny Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions

“Halloween is cool” –Halloweentown
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” –Hocus Pocus
“I see dead people.” –The Sixth Sense
“Im a mouse, duh” –Mean Girls
“Hi! I’m Chucky. Want to play?” –Child’s Play
“Be afraid… Be very afraid.” –The Fly
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” –Rocky Horror Picture Show
COSTUME SPECIFIC CAPTIONS:
“Only a little bit batty.”
“Me-Wow”
“Girl (super)power!”
“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!”
“Hocus Pocus and chill?”
SPOOKY QUOTE CAPTIONS:
“Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble.”–Macbeth
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” –Tim Burton
“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” –William Shakespeare
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” –Mason Cooley

1. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” — Max, “Hocus Pocus”
2. “Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
3. “We were a family that made our Halloween costumes Or, more accurately, my mother made them. She took no suggestions or advice. Halloween costumes were her territory. She was the brain behind my brother’s winning girl costume, stuffing her own bra with newspapers for him to wear under a cashmere sweater and smearing red lipstick on his lips.” — Ann Hood

Funny Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions

4. “There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.”— Colette
5. “The first horror film I remember seeing in the theatre was Halloween and from the first scene when the kid puts on the mask and it is his POV, I was hooked.” — David Arquette
6. “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” —L.M. Montgomery

7. “I’m cool with people dressing up as Eleven for Halloween. I definitely want to open my door and give them candy.” — Millie Bobby Brown
8. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” — Erma Bombeck
9. “Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.” — Stephen Graham Jones

10. “Every Halloween for six years, I was a Ninja Turtle, and Mikey was my favorite. The turtles really made me who I am today. They got me into martial arts, meditation, surfing, skateboarding; big time influence on who I am today.” — Greg Cipes
11. “If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” — Douglas Coupland
12. “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions

13. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.” — Jean Baudrillard
14. “I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.” — Michael Trevino
15. “The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It’s unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it left over.” — Lewis Black

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