Halloween Funny Devil Sayings
Halloween Funny Devil Sayings & sayings: Ellen Hopkins: I don’t believe in God, don’t believe in the devil. Unless you want.
I don’t believe in God, don’t believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan’s sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins
Boy, you knock on the devil’s door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Natalie Lyalin is writing some of the best poems in the world. There is an evil in her gorgeous poem-hearts. She must have sold her heart to the devil to write like this – so beautiful, so funny and so strange. Her images stack and stack down the page without spilling, each line such a bombshell you’ll start reading backward to the first line. These poems are like babies – they will pop out of trees. — Zachary Schomburg
Is that him?” said Sister Mary, staring at the baby. “Only I’d expected funny eyes. Red, or green. Or teensy-weensy little hoofikins. Or a widdle tail.” She turned him around as she spoke. No horns either. The Devil’s child looked ominously normal.
“Yes, that’s him,” said Crowley.
“Fancy me holding the Antichrist,” said Sister Mary. “And bathing the Antichrist. And counting his little toesy-wosies … — Terry Pratchett
Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil’s advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami
Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it! — Sean Patrick Brennan
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic. — George Orwell
The wooden devil got a good laugh out of the ones who passed by, though. They were so funny she couldn’t even feel sorry for them. They tried so hard to keep track of time. Whenever they were together they couldn’t let sixty of their minutes pass without asking each other what time it was; as if time was a volatile currency that they either possessed or did not possess, when in fact time was more of a fog that rose inexorably over all their words and deeds so that they were either forgotten or misremembered. — Helen Oyeyemi
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A few days later she sent him a two page, single-spaced, typewritten letter preaching to him about the Catholic stand on premarital sex, and especially condemning the use of that horrendous tool of the devil, the seed-killing prophylactic. Don’t worry. Those facetious words weren’t hers. I paraphrased. This boy was more browbeaten by mommy than Norman Bates. — Dan Skinner
Before I found Minerva, I’d passed nights with more than my share of women.”
Thorne groaned. Don’t. Just don’t.
“I’ve passed time with duchesses and farm girls, and it doesn’t matter whether their skirts are silk or homespun. Once you get them bare
Thorne drew up short. “If you start in on rivers of silk and alabaster orbs, I will have to hit you. — Tessa Dare
Will the devil be home?”
“My grandma is not the devil,” Ben said, smiling despite the insult. “Besides, isn’t the devil a male?”
“I thought so until I met your grandma. Could you tell her to stop calling me Fatty?”
“You could stand to lose a little weight. — Victor Kloss